Fish n Flush toilet

A fish story

Caveat mingere

For every solution there must be a problem somewhere, but for the life of me I can't think of the problem for which AquaOne Technologies' Fish n' Flush is a solution.

Fish n' Flush is a toilet with an aquarium surrounding the tank.

For the sake of discussion, let's assume that you are the type who would want to keep fish as pets. Why in the world would you put them in the bathroom? True enough, some people do seem to spend an awfully long time in the bathroom, but I've always assumed that was for #2, in which case the fish would be behind your back unless you assumed a very unusual position for carrying out this bodily function.

Even for #1, it would be one thing if the aquarium were filled with benign goldfish, but what if some sadist stocked it with piranhas? It could be traumatic, and in the case of children, leave them with life-long neuroses.

I hope Steve Jobs doesn't hear about this product — he'll want to put an aquarium in the iPod.

Jeff Danziger