Happy Thanksgiving 2008

Time to count the blessings

November 27, 2008 | Times are tough all over, true enough. But there are still things to be thankful for.

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— hmmm … Bear with me, I'll think of something —

• I still have some money. I've always planned to live rich and die broke. I just didn't think I'd have to die so soon.
• I have wonderful friends. The usual suspects will assemble chez moi this afternoon for the traditional pig-out. Because of the perilous state of the economy, the menu will be rice and beans with greens. Not! (See previous item)
• I have my health. Such as it is. The joints are getting creaky, but in case of a flat, I do have an ample spare tire. And my colon is happy, they say.

  

• We're going to have a president who has a brain and speaks English. In the way of Brokeback Mountain, "Bush, why can't we quit you?" Go already!
• to be continued...

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